I’ve been on the gross/weird food beat for a long time. I’ve seen, eaten, and smelled a whole lot of things that would make your stomach literally churn. So after all those years of culinary chaos it takes a lot to get a rise out of me. Yet that’s exactly what Doughlicious has done with its latest product. The company took the concept of combining something spicy with something sweet and created a “dessert” that might be an abomination both outside and inside your body. And if you think that’s a little dramatic just wait until you hear the name of this very real product. Get ready to try or avoid Extra Flamin’ Hot Cookie Dough & Gelato Bites.
One more time in case your brain had trouble processing that. These are Extra Flamin’ Hot Cookie Dough & Gelato Bites.
Thanks (I guess) to FoodBeast for making me aware of a foodstuff that actually made me, a guy who once both made and ate Chidi’s Existential Peeps and M&Ms Chili from The Good Place, actually gasp “Oh no!” Doughlicious has partnered with PepsiCo on a spicy new item. Extra Flamin’ Hot Cookie Dough & Gelato Bites is a monstrous mix of intense flavors. Here’s how the company describes it:
Nothing can prepare your tastebuds for our indulgent Bird’s Eye Chilli cookie dough, Ghost pepper infused gelato, all dusted off with Chipotle cookie crumb. It’s cold outside, so lean back, take a deep breath, and get ready to bring the heat: if you dare!
Not even if you triple dog dare me. But thanks. I simply do not want to eat this. I also can’t get past gelato balls looking like spicy fried mozzarella. If you want to try it though, knock yourself out. So long as you knock yourself out near your own bathroom.
I’ve been on this particular food beat for a long time. So trust me when I say that’s the best thing you can do for both yourself and others when you eat something this weird.
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